On mice
What to do with mice?
I thought this hilarious email from Hal was a good starting point for the (first moral hazard) question which is haunting us all: if the bailout is approved, will the mice get away with the cheese, or will the execs get away with a slap on the rolex and dozens of millions?
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
would be most profitable to you.I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be
my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator,
you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We
need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer
these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly
under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for
a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college
fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect
the funds.Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
During 2007 broker execs earned $39 billion (see here and past history here) in bonuses only. It doesn’t sound right !